Monday, July 7, 2008

Hate Mail

Check out this awesome new hate mail. My response is below.

Jesus H. Christ scootering is just a way too get around. You take yourselves to seriously. Hey, how about this --- enlist in the Army and fight a real battle. You're a bunch of adolescent winking schmucks who have nothing better to do than imagine yourselves as soldiers. How fierce of you. Holy cow get a life.


I thought when they said "don't ask don't tell" it meant you don't have to scream it from the top of a building man. I'm happy that you are comfortable with your sexuality (more power to you) but I don't go around telling everyone that I am married to a woman...but hey it's legal to get married to a man here in California now so bring your boyfriend and your scoot and let's ride! If your lucky i'll show you how to do and burnout or maybe even launch a curb or something totally gnarly maybe then you'll understand that everyday on the slab is a battle. Good day to you captain cornhole...I mean Pondca.

We tru Soldiers we don die...we multiply!!

SL