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Scoot Lord
This dood is scooting like a BOSS
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
U been doin?
It's freaking surf scoot season! Best be out hating on all things with 4 wheels and scooting as offensive as possible. There's a lot of hater's out there trying to stop us from owning the slab, so it's time to rise up and let them know what MLSing is all about. If you don't know what that means than you suck. If you are in the area look for the swarm of slab soldiers out doing the nastiest skids and launching the suckiest curbs ever!
SL
SL
Monday, November 8, 2010
8th Annual Turtleneck and Sweater Party
It only comes once a year! Join us for an evening of all out holiday stupidity, Saturday Dec 4th at 9 pm... at the Belly Up in Solana Beach... It's the 8th annual Windigo Surfboards Turtleneck and Sweater Holiday Extravaganza... Metro will be playing all your 80's favorites and DJ Tommy Coxx will pick up the slack. There will be giveaways... prizes... obscene drink specials and VIP bags when you stagger out at the end of the night... be there or get stuffed up a chimney.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Hate Mail
So I've been way to busy scooting and hating on the streets to really get back to updating the site. To start things off I received some great hate mail. This is from a real tight guy who calls himself "scooting is gay"
I hope you interfere with a real gang out in carlsbad and they fucking kill you, you couldn't last a second in the life of a real soldier, you are the biggest pussy I have ever witnessed to be alive, I ride a motorcycle, I am 16, I would kick all your scooting asses. I hope your scooter blows up, faggot.
Dear Scooting is Gay (scooting and gay),
Being 16 and riding a motorcycle as a homosexual must be quite liberating. I am so happy that you have decided to come out of the closet at such an early age. I can only imagine what its like to keep your true self all bottled up inside. Also, I appreciate your concern for my scooter blowing up. I did blow up my scooter from launching off a curb to a wheely on to a real sucky motorcycle. The amount of force from my air to wheely on the real sucky motorcycle made my rear brake lock up and blow out my tire. I have since fixed the problem and am landing this sick move 98% of the time. Congrats on your coming out and thanks for your concerns.
SL
I hope you interfere with a real gang out in carlsbad and they fucking kill you, you couldn't last a second in the life of a real soldier, you are the biggest pussy I have ever witnessed to be alive, I ride a motorcycle, I am 16, I would kick all your scooting asses. I hope your scooter blows up, faggot.
Dear Scooting is Gay (scooting and gay),
Being 16 and riding a motorcycle as a homosexual must be quite liberating. I am so happy that you have decided to come out of the closet at such an early age. I can only imagine what its like to keep your true self all bottled up inside. Also, I appreciate your concern for my scooter blowing up. I did blow up my scooter from launching off a curb to a wheely on to a real sucky motorcycle. The amount of force from my air to wheely on the real sucky motorcycle made my rear brake lock up and blow out my tire. I have since fixed the problem and am landing this sick move 98% of the time. Congrats on your coming out and thanks for your concerns.
SL
Monday, October 4, 2010
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Questions?
If you have questions about anything, I have the answers. So just submit a comment with your question and I'll answer it. Do it now before CERN decides to destroy the world once and for all.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Hate Mail
Check out this awesome new hate mail. My response is below.
Jesus H. Christ scootering is just a way too get around. You take yourselves to seriously. Hey, how about this --- enlist in the Army and fight a real battle. You're a bunch of adolescent winking schmucks who have nothing better to do than imagine yourselves as soldiers. How fierce of you. Holy cow get a life.
I thought when they said "don't ask don't tell" it meant you don't have to scream it from the top of a building man. I'm happy that you are comfortable with your sexuality (more power to you) but I don't go around telling everyone that I am married to a woman...but hey it's legal to get married to a man here in California now so bring your boyfriend and your scoot and let's ride! If your lucky i'll show you how to do and burnout or maybe even launch a curb or something totally gnarly maybe then you'll understand that everyday on the slab is a battle. Good day to you captain cornhole...I mean Pondca.
We tru Soldiers we don die...we multiply!!
SL
Jesus H. Christ scootering is just a way too get around. You take yourselves to seriously. Hey, how about this --- enlist in the Army and fight a real battle. You're a bunch of adolescent winking schmucks who have nothing better to do than imagine yourselves as soldiers. How fierce of you. Holy cow get a life.
I thought when they said "don't ask don't tell" it meant you don't have to scream it from the top of a building man. I'm happy that you are comfortable with your sexuality (more power to you) but I don't go around telling everyone that I am married to a woman...but hey it's legal to get married to a man here in California now so bring your boyfriend and your scoot and let's ride! If your lucky i'll show you how to do and burnout or maybe even launch a curb or something totally gnarly maybe then you'll understand that everyday on the slab is a battle. Good day to you captain cornhole...I mean Pondca.
We tru Soldiers we don die...we multiply!!
SL
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Hater comment of the month
So...it's been awhile since i've posted and that is completely my fault. Things have been gnarly out there on the slab. Haterz been hating and I can't help but laugh. I have some posts i'm working on right now cause there has been some mods on my scoot i've been working on. Anyways check this comment out, this dood is so awesome he wouldn't even leave his name. So i'm sorry whoever you are...i'm straight..I don't want to hang with you and i need your number. I respect your choice and hope you find happiness. I am sorry that you think the lx150 is 3 times the scoot the vino is. Best of luck to you. Here is this totally awesome comment
"Hey Homo! That LX150 is three times the scooter of that Vino! It's one thing to like what you have, but its pure idiocy and egotistical ignorance to compare the Vino as a superior piece of machinery to the LX150. The only thing it beats it in is price. And like the old adage says: You get what you pay for."
Keep it real on the street kid...if you are ever in my area of the country come on over and i'll do a burnout on on your lx150 with my vino.
"Hey Homo! That LX150 is three times the scooter of that Vino! It's one thing to like what you have, but its pure idiocy and egotistical ignorance to compare the Vino as a superior piece of machinery to the LX150. The only thing it beats it in is price. And like the old adage says: You get what you pay for."
Keep it real on the street kid...if you are ever in my area of the country come on over and i'll do a burnout on on your lx150 with my vino.